I know it has been over a year, however dating is just not my thing and has not been for a while. I figure any date I wound up in Jail for a DUI was a HUGE warning sign to NOT DATE ANYTIME SOON!! I decided that a devoted mother was a much better fit for me! The past year I have done everything to avoid it, dating that is.
So here I am sitting on the couch the other day and an ad for Match.com comes on. It looks intriguing, it has been almost 2 years.
"WHY THE HELL NOT!!!" Famous last words.
Here you sign up, find your picture, fill out a million questions;
"What are you looking for? Someone who is sane!" However they don't seem to have that choice.
"Body type? OH ok right!?&@!"
This is the point where you know everyone is lying their ass off.
Every man you read about is athletic and toned, however photoshopped! My favorite male post on my search was this;
"I am looking for hot toned athletic girl who is young. I am not looking for a committed relationship, just some fun!"
TRANSLATION: "Looking for as many girls as I can to have sex with"
"No thank you walking STD" was my last thought.
So here I am playing around, reading about these men wavering back and forth on what to do and what do you get? A cost of $22.95 a month!! A recurring cost at that!! I am just not sure any "date" is worth money on a website.
"Who are you really paying for, and what?"
Any story I heard about internet dating always seems to end worse than jail!
Maybe I am just not ready.
So here I am sitting on the couch the other day and an ad for Match.com comes on. It looks intriguing, it has been almost 2 years.
"WHY THE HELL NOT!!!" Famous last words.
Here you sign up, find your picture, fill out a million questions;
"What are you looking for? Someone who is sane!" However they don't seem to have that choice.
"Body type? OH ok right!?&@!"
This is the point where you know everyone is lying their ass off.
Every man you read about is athletic and toned, however photoshopped! My favorite male post on my search was this;
"I am looking for hot toned athletic girl who is young. I am not looking for a committed relationship, just some fun!"
TRANSLATION: "Looking for as many girls as I can to have sex with"
"No thank you walking STD" was my last thought.
So here I am playing around, reading about these men wavering back and forth on what to do and what do you get? A cost of $22.95 a month!! A recurring cost at that!! I am just not sure any "date" is worth money on a website.
"Who are you really paying for, and what?"
Any story I heard about internet dating always seems to end worse than jail!
Maybe I am just not ready.
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