Silicone, front door, back door, and the door bell??? Is this is how we are talking about sex. I have been to a few Slumber Parties and let me tell you they are nothing compared to the Las Vegas sex store.
I went in good humor to support my friend that has never been to one. They like to call the newbies "The Virgin".
Of course you start the night off with a lot to drink. We had hard lemonade and jello shots. I think back and my mom used to have these parties when I was small. It was always to grandmas house for the night. Now I know why!! These women get out of control.
Have housewives been doing the dirty deed with toys for over 30 years? As I am finding out most of the women that were there were single mom's. They were more sex driven than a teenage boy. Something is said for cougar women;
"They either need a young man or allot of toy's"
Maybe I was the party pooper or just not in the mood but spending $198 for a plastic body part was just not my thing. As the night came to an end, the virgin went home to her man, I went home to sleep and all the girls went home with something that hummed like a humming bird.
I don't think I am ready to date, however I am sure not ready to date a silicon body part in the meantime.
I went in good humor to support my friend that has never been to one. They like to call the newbies "The Virgin".
Of course you start the night off with a lot to drink. We had hard lemonade and jello shots. I think back and my mom used to have these parties when I was small. It was always to grandmas house for the night. Now I know why!! These women get out of control.
Have housewives been doing the dirty deed with toys for over 30 years? As I am finding out most of the women that were there were single mom's. They were more sex driven than a teenage boy. Something is said for cougar women;
"They either need a young man or allot of toy's"
Maybe I was the party pooper or just not in the mood but spending $198 for a plastic body part was just not my thing. As the night came to an end, the virgin went home to her man, I went home to sleep and all the girls went home with something that hummed like a humming bird.
I don't think I am ready to date, however I am sure not ready to date a silicon body part in the meantime.
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