Does it take being a size 5, huge boobs and blond hair? Or, do men like a few curves, pinches and handles on a woman? When it comes down to men, what is it that makes a woman attractive? I don't even know what matters when I look at a guy anymore. Do I have a type? Do I even need a type if I only want to have have some fun?
The other night at the club with my friends we went to watch pole dancing, with all those sexy girls. All I have to say, is that it was amazing and every man in the club was "on point."
The pole dancers were friends of ours. Once the girls came over to talk with us, the men came pouring in with their free drinks, winking, and stupid smiles. One of my friends happened to say something that "SOUNDED" like "You are hot." This man jumped across the table so fast and was in her face faster than I could blink.
"So baby, you think I'm hot?!"
My friend looked so confused you could read the "REALLY" right on her face. Before any of us could even give each other the drunk test to see if we could drive, these guys were calling cabs, seducing us to go home with them.
"What the Hell just happened here?"
My friend just said it was hot in here, a man jumps across the table at her like a dog in heat, and we are now going home to hot tub with these men? What did I miss?! I only had a few drinks and the only words that come from my mouth are "I'm goin' home."
Next morning, it became apparent I'd had enough drinks to take stupid pictures at the club. They're on Facebook. WOW. What did I do?
Thank God for "undo tagging."
The other night at the club with my friends we went to watch pole dancing, with all those sexy girls. All I have to say, is that it was amazing and every man in the club was "on point."
The pole dancers were friends of ours. Once the girls came over to talk with us, the men came pouring in with their free drinks, winking, and stupid smiles. One of my friends happened to say something that "SOUNDED" like "You are hot." This man jumped across the table so fast and was in her face faster than I could blink.
"So baby, you think I'm hot?!"
My friend looked so confused you could read the "REALLY" right on her face. Before any of us could even give each other the drunk test to see if we could drive, these guys were calling cabs, seducing us to go home with them.
"What the Hell just happened here?"
My friend just said it was hot in here, a man jumps across the table at her like a dog in heat, and we are now going home to hot tub with these men? What did I miss?! I only had a few drinks and the only words that come from my mouth are "I'm goin' home."
Next morning, it became apparent I'd had enough drinks to take stupid pictures at the club. They're on Facebook. WOW. What did I do?
Thank God for "undo tagging."
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