Monday, April 2, 2012

Dating is a JOKE, just sayin'

So here I am 33, widowed, and left with a small child. I have just recently decided that it is time to get back out int the the "dating world" and, I hope, have some fun. Well, I have yet to the find fun. I'm just tip-toeing out.

My first experience at "the bar" was with my cousin. I decided to go out with her and her man as their third wheel. We went to their friend's birthday party.  I noticed that bars have changed in the past 12 years, or maybe I just got smarter... either way, I hope that 12 years ago, I was not as dumb as some of the people I saw at the bar!!!  You have the girls dancing, they're having fun, every man in the bar is watching them, deciding on their plan of attack, "how do I get them home to bed?" Then you have the other men out there, and they look like they are shaking in their shoes. The thought of talking to a woman is so obviously painful to them that you'll only see them standing there sweating in their cologne-soaked shirts. And then, of course, you have the ones who can't look you in they eye... because they can't get past you boobs... "REALLY?"  Is this all that I have to look forward to???  I hope not, because this scares me.... Not that I plan on picking up men in bars, I just had to make that a disclaimer here... so enjoy the blog and the craziness of "I have to do WHAT to date!"

2 comments:

  1. No. Go out with people whom you know, but are single. It gets fun. The key is to talk to the guy you "may" be interested in. What can a conversation hurt? I have been divorced for over a year, and I am just now starting to look at what I want. It is difficult, yes. But after a bit, you will learn to enjoy meeting other people. You may not date them more than once or twice, but you will gain a friend.

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  2. I agree with you I am just having such a hard time, I am from vegas and my husband was a party animal, we went from club to club and watch the sunrise then said "screw this" let go find another club.... Well that was 12 years ago and now... o the stories I am going to tell... "and you all know who you are" be afraid, be very afraid... I want to laugh and half of me wants to run and hide... :THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN, RGHT???"

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